Speaking

Nobody leaves
inspired.
They leave
with a plan.

I speak to owner-led businesses and teams about marketing, decision-making and why customers rarely behave as neatly as the dashboard suggests. The aim is simple: make the room think differently, then give them something useful to do with it.

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Rob Curtis speaking on stage at Peakefest

What you actually get

A speaker who has
done the job.

The material comes from running an agency, advising businesses, building software, writing a book and getting plenty wrong along the way. I am much more interested in what survives contact with a real business than a framework that only looks good on a slide.

Practical, not motivational

Every talk has a point beyond feeling good in the room. The audience should leave with a better question, a clearer decision or something they can actually change on Monday.

Plain English throughout

If a business owner needs a glossary to follow the talk, I have failed. I translate the jargon, explain the thinking and keep the useful bit.

Funny when it helps

Marketing contains plenty of absurdity. I am happy to point at it. The joke is usually on the industry, occasionally on me, and never on the audience.

Rob Curtis on stage

Signature talks

Four talks.
One argument.

Each one gets tailored to your audience before the day, which usually means a conversation with you first about who is in the room and what they are wrestling with.

01

The Next Sensible Step

Everything looks urgent. Almost nothing is. This talk is about how to move from a noisy list of marketing options to one decision you can defend, using the order I come back to constantly: business, strategy, tactics.

Formats: Keynote, Q&A or workshop. Exact timings to confirm.

    Best for
  • Owners with more ideas than capacity
  • Teams stuck in permanent planning
  • Boards asking what marketing should do next
02

Marketing Without the Bullshit

Marketing has a language problem. This is a plain-English tour of the phrases, habits and half-truths that make business owners feel further away from the answer, and the questions that bring the conversation back to something useful.

Formats: Keynote, Q&A or after-dinner format. Exact timings to confirm.

    Best for
  • Mixed-sector business audiences
  • Owners buying marketing without a marketing background
  • Teams tired of jargon
03

The Irrational Marketer

I love data. Customers remain stubbornly human. This talk explores what happens when the dashboard says one thing and behaviour says another, using psychology, context and the limits of measurement to make better marketing decisions.

Formats: Keynote or Q&A. Exact timings to confirm.

    Best for
  • Marketing and analytics audiences
  • Data-led teams
  • Conferences wanting a behavioural or contrarian angle
04

Managing Marketing's Messy Middle

Based on the book. Buyers do not move in a straight line from awareness to purchase. They compare, hesitate, research, disappear and return. This talk is about the content, proof and clarity that help them keep moving towards a decision.

Formats: Keynote, workshop or book-and-talk package. Exact offer to confirm.

    Best for
  • Owner-led businesses
  • Marketing teams focused on conversion
  • Events exploring customer behaviour and content

Booking

Tell me about
your audience.

The useful first message is not just the date. Tell me who is in the room, what they are worried about, what they already know, and what you would like them to think or do differently afterwards.

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Typical formats

Keynote, fireside, panel chair, workshop and selected after-dinner sessions. Virtual where it genuinely suits the format.

Travel

UK and international enquiries welcome. Travel terms to be agreed per event.

Fees

Fees depend on format, audience and travel. Tell me about the event and I will come back with something straightforward.

Newsletter

One useful marketing
thought a week.

No funnel. No twelve-part sequence. One idea I think is worth your time, usually sparked by something I have seen, tested, questioned or disagreed with that week.

Unsubscribe whenever. I would rather you read it than be counted.